The day we were at the San Diego Zoo, I started writing down quotes that we heard. I had a fairly large list by day's end. I found it today while looking for something else.
At the turtle exhibit:
"Which one is real?"
They are turtles what are they going to do - run laps?
to a child:
Its okay, the monkey didn't know he was getting his brains eatten.
If your food didn't give you energy you would sleep all day too.