I am on a United Flight last Sunday morning. The flight attendant is folding one of the blankets that they will soon give out. I think to myself "wow, where I have I seen one of those before?" I think about it for a minute or two - it is my tablecloth! I bought our tablecloth at Salvation Army; so it is possible for me to mistake such a thing.
After telling Jim this story, he looks and sure enough there is a United Label on it.