Joke Time

Krista has her quotes I have my jokes...

"Wow!" exclaimed Jesus. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Thriller! I listen to that album every night before I go to sleep."

Michael is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."

YHWH goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"

Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of him, Jackson thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for everyone on earth to always be able to hear the sweet sound of music, not to be interrupted by the noises of the world."

"Done!" exclaims the Prince of Peace. He snaps, and Billy Mays appears next to Jackson.